An old man was sitting in the courtyard of his house along with his son who had received a high education. Suddenly a crow perched on a wall of the house.
The father asked the son: What is this? The son
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An employee comes into her manager’s office to
take a day off from work. The manager replies:
So you want a day off. Let's take a look at
what you are asking for.
There are 365 days per year available for work.
There are 52 weeks per year in which you already have 2 days off per week,
leaving 261 days available for work. Since you spend 16 hours each day away
from work, you have used up 170 days, leaving only 91 days available. You spend
30 minutes each day on coffee break, which counts for 23 days each year,
leaving only 68 days available. With a 1-
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One
day this expert was speaking to a group of business students and, to drive home
a point, used an illustration I'm sure those students will never forget. After
I share it with you, you'll never forget it either.
A woman came out of her house and saw 3 old
men with long white beards sitting in her front yard. She did not recognize
them. She said "I don't think I know you, but you must be hungry. Please
come in and have something to eat."
"Is the man of the house home?",
they asked. "No", she said. "He's out." "Then we
cannot come in", they replied.
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We'll begin with a box and the plural is
boxes. But the plural of ox should be oxen, not oxes. The one fowl is a goose
but two are called geese, Yet the plural of moose should never be meese.
You may find a lone mouse or a whole set
of mice, Yet the plural of house is houses not hice. If the plural of man is
always called men, Why shouldn't the plural of pan be called pen?
Once there was a king who told some of his workers to
dig a pond. Once the pond was dug, the king made an announcement to his people
saying that one person from each household has to bring a glass of milk during
the night and pour it into the pond. So, the pond should be full of milk by the
morning. After receiving the order, everyone went home.
May
you have...
Enough happiness to keep you sweet,
Enough trials to keep you strong,
Enough sorrow to keep you human,
Enough hope to keep you happy,
Enough failure to keep you humble,
Enough success to keep you eager,
Enough friends to give you comfort,
Enough wealth to meet your
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