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DİFFENCE BETWEEN PARENTS AND SON
An old man was sitting in the courtyard of his house along    with his son who had received a high education. Suddenly a crow perched on a wall of  the house.                                                     
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Views: 618 | Added by: Bakhtiyor | Date: 2012-06-03 | Comments (0)

DAY OFF!

An employee comes into her manager’s office to take a day off from work. The manager replies:

So you want a day off. Let's take a look at what you are asking for.

There are 365 days per year available for work. There are 52 weeks per year in which you already have 2 days off per week, leaving 261 days available for work. Since you spend 16 hours each day away from work, you have used up 170 days, leaving only 91 days available. You spend 30 minutes each day on coffee break, which counts for 23 days each year, leaving only 68 days available. With a 1- ... Read more »

Views: 577 | Added by: Bakhtiyor | Date: 2012-06-03 | Comments (0)

COURTROOM FUNNIES

The following are from a little book called "Disorder in the Court." They're things people actually said in court, word for word.

Q: What is your date of birth?
A: July fifteenth.
Q: What year?
A: Every year.

Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the crash impact?
A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.

Q: This myasthenia gravis-does it affect your memory at all?
A: Yes.
Q: And in what ways does it affe ... Read more »

Views: 736 | Added by: Bakhtiyor | Date: 2012-06-03 | Comments (0)

BIG ROCKS IN LIFE

 

One day this expert was speaking to a group of business students and, to drive home a point, used an illustration I'm sure those students will never forget. After I share it with you, you'll never forget it either.

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Views: 634 | Added by: Bakhtiyor | Date: 2012-06-03 | Comments (0)

AN INVITATION

A woman came out of her house and saw 3 old men with long white beards sitting in her front yard. She did not recognize them. She said "I don't think I know you, but you must be hungry. Please come in and have something to eat."

"Is the man of the house home?", they asked. "No", she said. "He's out." "Then we cannot come in", they replied. ... Read more »

Views: 628 | Added by: Bakhtiyor | Date: 2012-06-03 | Comments (0)

AN ENGLISH LESSON

We'll begin with a box and the plural is boxes. But the plural of ox should be oxen, not oxes. The one fowl is a goose but two are called geese, Yet the plural of moose should never be meese.

You may find a lone mouse or a whole set of mice, Yet the plural of house is houses not hice. If the plural of man is always called men, Why shouldn't the plural of pan be called pen?

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Views: 586 | Added by: Bakhtiyor | Date: 2012-06-03 | Comments (0)

A POND FULL OF MILK

Once there was a king who told some of his workers to dig a pond. Once the pond was dug, the king made an announcement to his people saying that one person from each household has to bring a glass of milk during the night and pour it into the pond. So, the pond should be full of milk by the morning. After receiving the order, everyone went home.

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Views: 641 | Added by: Bakhtiyor | Date: 2012-06-03 | Comments (0)

A POEM FOR EACH & EVERY DAY

 

May you have...
Enough happiness to keep you sweet,
Enough trials to keep you strong,
Enough sorrow to keep you human,
Enough hope to keep you happy,
Enough failure to keep you humble,
Enough success to keep you eager,
Enough friends to give you comfort,
Enough wealth to meet your ... Read more »

Views: 641 | Added by: Bakhtiyor | Date: 2012-06-03 | Comments (0)

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