Our poll

What is your level of English language?
Total of answers: 19

Statistics


Total online: 1
Guests: 1
Users: 0

Login form

Search

Calendar

«  November 2021  »
SuMoTuWeThFrSa
 123456
78910111213
14151617181920
21222324252627
282930

Entries archive





Tuesday, 2021-11-30, 5:18 PM
Welcome Guest | RSS
Learn English Online

Main | Registration | Login
Blog


THE LITTLE RED HEN
LITTLE Red Hen found a grain of wheat. 
"Who will plant this?" she asked. 
"Not I," said the cat. 
"Not I," said the goose. 
"Not I," said the rat. 
"Then I will," said Little Red Hen. 
So she buried the wheat in the ground. After a while it grew up yellow and ripe. 
"The wheat is ripe now," said Little Red Hen. "Who will cut and thresh it?" 
"Not I," said the cat. 
"Not I," said the goose. 
"Not I," said the rat. 
"Then I will," said Little Red Hen. 
So she cut it with her bill and threshed it with her wings. 
Then she asked, "Who will take this wheat to the mill?" 
"Not I," said the cat. 
"Not I," said the goose. 
"Not I," said the rat. 
"Then I will," said Little Red Hen. 
So she took ... Read more »
Views: 558 | Added by: Bakhtiyor | Date: 2012-06-03 | Comments (0)

CHOICE

Jerry is the manager of a restaurant in America. He is always in a good mood and always has something positive to say. When someone would ask him how he was doing, he would always reply, "If I were any better, I would be twins!" Many of the waiters at his restaurant quit their jobs when he changed jobs; they would follow him around from restaurant to restaurant. The reason the waiters followed Jerry ... Read more »

Views: 542 | Added by: Bakhtiyor | Date: 2012-06-03 | Comments (0)

Some Famous Stories Of Nasreddin Hodja:

The Criticism Of Men

Hodja and his son went on a journey once. Hodja preferred that his son ride the donkey and that he himself go on foot. On the way they met some people who said:

-Look at that healthy young boy! That is today's youth for you. They have no respect for elders. He rides on the donkey and makes his poor father walk!

When they had passed by these people the boy felt very ashamed and insisted that he walk and his father ride the donkey. So Hodja mounted the donkey and the boy walked at his side. A ... Read more »

Views: 1302 | Added by: Bakhtiyor | Date: 2012-06-03 | Comments (0)

NAILS

 

There once was a little girl who had a bad temper. Her mother gave her a bag of nails and told her that every time she lost her temper, she must hammer a nail into the back of the fence. The first day the girl had driven 37 nails into the fence. Over the next few weeks, as she learned to control her anger, the number of nails hammered daily gradually dwindled down. She discovered it was easier to hol ... Read more »

Views: 467 | Added by: Bakhtiyor | Date: 2012-06-03 | Comments (0)

THE FOLLOWING ARE ACTUAL INSTRUCTIONS ON VARIOUS PRODUCTS...

1 On a blanket from Taiwan - NOT TO BE USED AS PROTECTION FROM A TORNADO.
2 On a helmet mounted mirror used by US cyclists- REMEMBER, OBJECTS IN THE MIRROR ARE ACTUALLY BEHIND YOU.
3 On a Taiwanese shampoo - USE REPEATEDLY FOR SEVERE DAMAGE.
4 On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink - AFTER OPENING, KEEP UPRIGHT.
5 On a New Zealand insect spray - THIS PRODUCT NOT TESTED ON ANIMALS.
6 In a US guide to setting up a new computer - TO AVOID CONDENSATION FORMING, ALLOW THE BOXES TO WARM UP TO ROOM TEMPERATURE BEFORE OPENING. (Sensible, but t ... Read more »

Views: 460 | Added by: Bakhtiyor | Date: 2012-06-03 | Comments (0)

THE FOLLOWING ARE ACTUAL INSTRUCTIONS ON VARIOUS PRODUCTS...

1 On a blanket from Taiwan - NOT TO BE USED AS PROTECTION FROM A TORNADO.
2 On a helmet mounted mirror used by US cyclists- REMEMBER, OBJECTS IN THE MIRROR ARE ACTUALLY BEHIND YOU.
3 On a Taiwanese shampoo - USE REPEATEDLY FOR SEVERE DAMAGE.
4 On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink - AFTER OPENING, KEEP UPRIGHT.
5 On a New Zealand insect spray - THIS PRODUCT NOT TESTED ON ANIMALS.
6 In a US guide to setting up a new computer - TO AVOID CONDENSATION FORMING, ALLOW THE BOXES TO WARM UP TO ROOM TEMPERATURE BEFORE OPENING. (Sensible, but t ... Read more »

Views: 443 | Added by: Bakhtiyor | Date: 2012-06-03 | Comments (0)

Great minds discuss ideas.
Average minds discuss events.
Small minds discuss people.
Very small minds discuss themselves.
		... 
		
			Read more »
		
Views: 505 | Added by: Bakhtiyor | Date: 2012-06-03 | Comments (0)

INFINITY

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
Albert Einstein

WORSE THAN A CLOWN

There was a young monk in China who was a very serious practitioner of the Dharma.
Once, this monk came across something he did not understand, so he went to ask the master. When the master heard the question, he kept laughing. The master then stood up and walked away, still laughing.
The young monk was very disturbed by the master's reaction. For the next 3 days, he could not eat, sleep nor think pr ... Read more »

Views: 553 | Added by: Bakhtiyor | Date: 2012-06-03 | Comments (0)

GENERAL

The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong,
is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or repair.
Douglas Adams

There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.
There is another theory which states t ... Read more »

Views: 676 | Added by: Bakhtiyor | Date: 2012-06-03 | Comments (0)

DON'T LET ME CRY

My son Gilbert was eight years old and had been in Cub Scouts only a short time. During one of his meetings he was handed a sheet of paper, a block of wood and four tires and told to return home and give all to "dad".
That was not an easy task for Gilbert to do. Dad was not receptive to doing things with his son. But Gilbert tried. Dad read the paper and scoffed at the idea of making a pine wood derby car with his young, eager son. The block of wood remained untouched as the weeks passed.
Finally, mom stepped in to see if I could figure this all out. The project began. Having no carpentry skills, I decided it would be best if I simply read the direction ... Read more »

Views: 667 | Added by: Bakhtiyor | Date: 2012-06-03 | Comments (0)

« 1 2 3 »

Copyright MyCorp © 2021