YOUR HORSE
CALLED
A guy is reading his paper when his
wife walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head with a frying
pan.
He asks, "What was that
for?"
She says, "I found a piece of
paper in your pocket with 'Betty Sue' written on it."
He says, "Jeez, honey, remember
last week when I went to the track?’Betty Sue' was the name of the horse I went
there to bet on." She shrugs and walks away.
Three days later he's reading his
paper when she walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head again
with the frying pan.
He asks, "What was that
for?"
She answers, "Your horse
called."
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